Levi Ojeda

My Excuse

I was in china as a tourist taking pictures. I got hungry and decided to go visit a McDonalds. I went in and asked them if I can have a Big Mac. They answered back saying “ching chong” I didn’t understand them so I asked again he said the same thing so I reached into my bag and pulled out a ak-47 and asked him again. He started to ran so I shot him. The Chinese cops came and though me in jail. I was sentenced life in prison. It was already 8 hours in prison and I was getting hungry. So I reached into my pocket and pulled out my homework. I was so hungry I decided to eat it. Than another hour passed and I told myself to escaped so I fooled the guard so he will come to me. When he was by me I shanked him and ran. That night I ordered some flight tickets back to the u.s. the next day I went to school and my teacher asked me for my homework and I said “ I ate it in prison right before my death penalty”. And he didn’t believe me!